I'm sorry, but the whole "you rear ended me so it's your fault" thing...is bullshit. How about "you stopped in the middle of nowhere and, therefore, caused me to run into your janky ass car".
I hate drivers. Good thing I hate my car, too, because the little black scratch now added to the beast's precious white coat doesn't bother me one bit. Well, and it's not technically "my" beast, but my dad's. Still, something tells me he really couldn't care less either.
Note to all drivers of POS cars from the 80's: A) you need to invest in a decent vehicle, B) if you get in a microscopic fender bender while driving your POS you do not need to bug my insurance company to fix said POS because it will still be a POS regardless of said fixing and C) if we ever do make said microscopic contact, you should really let me do you a favor a just ram into you a few more times to make sure that we total that POS of yours and get you a newer, more improved POS for you to stop suddenly in the middle of 50 MPH highways.
And another thing...the little broken plastic things that cover those useless lights above your license plate do not REALLY require fixing on your 1985 Toyota Camry!!!! Take it as my gift to you...next time you cause an accident you'll be able to make a quick getaway and no one will be able to catch you because your license plate won't be sufficiently lit up.
So stupid.
