Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Oh, Heyyy.

Driving to the surgery today we came up behind the CUTEST little puppy just running down the middle of the road! Seriously, this little chihuahua lookin' thing and he looked so scared he just kept running and running and running and wouldn't get off the road when we pulled up behind him! Had a collar on, too. :( I wanted to stop and pick him up or at least direct him off the road but mom said we were late for my appt. Someone's going to wake up and miss their puppy! So sad! Poor little guy, I couldn't imagine if Penny was out there running around all alone. That definitely put a damper on my already crappy morning.

Voila, my teefers are now gone. All four of them. Chicky Poo in the office tried putting some crazy oxygen mask on me like 20 minutes before we even got started and I seriously felt like I was dying. So claustrophobic and so awkward. It was shoving more oxygen in my nose than needed for a whole deep sea diving team. It was nuts! I felt like I was suffocating, ironic since it was supposed to be helping me breathe! I had to take it off almost immediately. Luckily the doc came in and shot me up with whatever put me right to sleep in about 2.5 seconds so I didn't have to be awake for round two of the crazy oxygen mask. So that was that. An hour or so of cutting, peeling, and extracting and I was on my way! I think I was still half asleep because I don't remember getting into the car and I pretty much passed out in my bed almost instantly. A little hour-ish of a cat nap and I feel like new. Aside from the fact that the numbing hasn't worn off yet and I feel like my lower lip and entire chin are just one big glob of fat, I haven't needed a pain pill yet! We'll see what happens when this finally wears off...

Tried eating some yogurt but just ended up "eating" (if you could call it that) like a 6 month old. Let's just say when your tongue and lips are completely numb...there's really no getting anything off of a spoon or keeping it inside the giant fat glob that is your mouth, either. May as well have my mom change my diaper and burp me while she's at it.

Good news is...at least those peas from the freezer are finally seeing the light of day.

Oh, Heyyy Makeshift Ice Packs.